We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

The Upside of “Bump”

I’ve read about the outrage over the new faux web reality show “Bump” where viewers vote to decide whether a fake pregnant cast member gets a fake abortion. Is it vile? Sure. Crude? Yup. Dehumanizing and tasteless? Abso-freaking-lutely. But I… Continue Reading →

Saddest Pro-Abort Video…Evah!!!

Profanity warning. These pro-abortion grandmas cuss a bit in their little song. But you’ve just got to see this. Hilarious. This is what the pro-abortion movement is down to – Raging grannies. Didn’t Newsweek report that it was the pro-life… Continue Reading →

Study: Abstinence Works!

The anti-science left is going to freak about this one. A new study indicates that abstinence training actually works. So it turns out that children having sex are not like uncontrollable natural disasters. Oh wait, the left actually believes we… Continue Reading →

Us Vs. The Slow Motion Suicide Cult

What is the image of the counter-culture to you? It’s not a marijuana joint in the mouth of a raging hippie anymore. It’s a pacifier in the mouth of a screaming baby. Counter-cultural is no longer the Harley roaring down… Continue Reading →

Priests or Nuns Portrayed Well in Movies?

It’s a cliche to say that priests and nuns aren’t portrayed well in movies nowadays. Just mention a priest in any crime drama and you’ve got a suspect on your hands. We could have loads of fun remembering how ridiculously… Continue Reading →

Movie Star: Sterilize People Now!!!!

Why is it that someone whose livelihood depends on many people going to the movies to support them, wishes that less people existed? Ricky Gervais, creator of “The Office” and star of a few movies not many people went to… Continue Reading →

Moral Relativism For The Relatively Moral

There is an old saying that goes something like this: If you and I are being chased by a bear I don’t need to be faster than the bear, I only need to be faster than you. I sometimes wonder… Continue Reading →

Obama Says You’re It

The Obama administration is considering reviewing the legality of the college football Bowl Championship Series, the Justice Department has announced. Is there anything this administration feels is not in its purview? In a memo, Obama’s Justice Department wrote: “The administration… Continue Reading →

Ben Nelson. A Recap.

When we all look back on the whole Ben Nelson debacle we can feel sad that a man outed himself as a political shill…for nothing. While the world watched, Nelson, who had been considered pro-life, was bought and paid for…. Continue Reading →

Even Barabbas Wasn’t Into Child Porn!

You looking for evidence that the world is completely crazy, upside down, looney tunes? Sadly, you’ve come to the right place. Everyone’s freaking out that during the Super Bowl Tim Tebow’s mother will tell us that she chose life and… Continue Reading →

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