We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass

A dispute between a Catholic Church and a township is getting fiery including accusations and allegations of lying and misleading. If it gets any uglier someone may have to step in and separate the Church and the state. The church… Continue Reading →

Priest: Jesus Was a Migrant

The Rev. Daniel D. Groody, a University of Notre Dame theologian, has produced a new immigration documentary called “One Border, One Body: Immigration and the Eucharist” saying essentially that Jesus was a migrant so you have no right to enforce… Continue Reading →

Disney Girls Gone Wild

What’s in the water over at Disney? I’m truly confused about it. Britney Spears was a Mickey Mouse Club girl and a self professed virgin before…well you know what happened to her. Christina Aguilera essentially went from little girl to… Continue Reading →

Nuns Invite Clinton to Campaign

With little more than a month to go before Puerto Rico’s June 1 primary, the former first daughter Chelsea Clinton toured the U.S. territory’s capital of San Juan and shook hands with well-wishers, posed for snapshots and tried to charm… Continue Reading →

Obama Shows Saintly Patience

Showing nearly eternal patience, Democrat Barack Obama after twenty years of biting his tongue finally said he was outraged and saddened by the comments of his former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Obama regretfully said, “I am outraged by the comments… Continue Reading →

Why Catholic Schools Are in Trouble

Catholic schools are in trouble in America and in these darkening economic times, we should expect it only to get worse as families find it increasingly difficult to afford private school tuition. In the last two decades, at least 1,300… Continue Reading →

Cardinal Criticizes Rudy Taking Communion

New York Cardinal Edward Egan says Rudy Giuliani should not have received Holy Communion during the pope’s visit. Egan said he had “an understanding” with the former presidential candidate and New York mayor that he is not to receive the… Continue Reading →

Obama’s Got a Running Mate

Barack Obama has a running mate -whether he wants one or not. The Rev. Jeremiah Wright was thrown into the bright white hot lights of the national spotlight last month and discovered something. He liked it. And that is very… Continue Reading →

My Daughter’s Communion Was For The Birds

My daughter’s first communion was yesterday. Unlike Patrick’s tale of woe, it was a fully reverential and moving affair. All the children bowed low before the Eucharist. And after receiving the Eucharist my daughter didn’t even make eye contact with… Continue Reading →

More Scripture from Pelosi’s Personal Bible

Fresh on the heels of Nancy Pelosi’s pretend Bible quote, The Daily Danet has uncovered several more quotes from scripture only to be found in the Speaker’s brain. Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-Ranged) is fond of quoting her… Continue Reading →

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