We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Why Women Can’t Be Pope

The Pontifical Secret. There is some intrigue afoot after Tim Walker at the UK Telegraph reported that someone inside the Archbishop of Westminster’s house has leaked the contents of the terna which contains the short list of names to be… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 28, 2008

Obama’s Got a Running Mate—Barack Obama has a running mate -whether he wants one or not. The Race—How Padre Pio is hurting my self esteem and why that may be a good thing. My Daughter’s Communion Was For The Birds—A… Continue Reading →

The Race

You have heard the phrase that life isn’t fair. Well, now death isn’t fair either. Well, now that I think about it, maybe it is. I have been feeling my age lately. I am in my early forties so it… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – April 26-27, 2008

Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!—Archbishop in Peru bans communion in the hand. Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon—In an act of anti-social desperation, Matthew interviews himself. Oh No! Yoko—Yoko Ono sues the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled. I… Continue Reading →

Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!

It is rare that I find good news in the The Tablet (aka the bitter pill). They do however try to make the worst of a a good situation. The Tablet reports that Peruvian Cardinal Cardinal Luis Cipriani Thorne has… Continue Reading →

Oh No! Yoko

As if breaking up the Beatles wasn’t bad enough, now the perennially irksome Yoko Ono is suing Ben Stein. More specifically, she is suing the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled because they critique the lyrics to the atheistic /… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 25, 2008

I Like What Obama Says about America—In small town America, people don’t like Obama for all the right reasons. Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism—Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. Don’t try this at home. Obama… Continue Reading →

Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism

Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. The Speaker of the House is only comfortable quoting the Bible when the Bible does not actually contain the quote she is quoting. Confused? Me too. But as if that… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 24, 2008

Court: Football Coach Can’t Take a Knee—A federal appeals court prohibited a New Jersey high school football coach from taking a knee and participating in team prayer. Secularism Makes You Stupid—What is the greatest scourge on humanity today? Secular stupidity… Continue Reading →

Secularism Makes You Stupid

One hundred and four years ago a devout Quaker name Joseph Rowntree drew up a list of scourges on humanity. These scourges included poverty, war, slavery, intemperance, the opium trade, impurity and gambling. Because of his faith, Rowntree set up… Continue Reading →

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