We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Matthew Archbold

We’re Living Tolkien’s Sequel to Lord of the Rings

J.R.R. Tolkien, the author of Lord of the Rings, did begin work on a sequel to his epic trilogy, provisionally titled The New Shadow. He did, however, abandon the project after writing several pages because he felt the work too… Continue Reading →

Thank God The War Against C̶h̶i̶l̶d̶r̶e̶n̶ the Flag Has Ended!

Donald Trump has finally signed an executive order protecting the flag from being burned. There will now be consequences for desecrating the American Flag. In unrelated news, it’s still open season on children. If you or anyone you know molested… Continue Reading →

On Empire Building and Immigration.

The great lie. The thing they sell you. The thing they claim to be selling to the world. Democracy. A simple thing. Like a seed. You take the seed. You put it in the ground. And what do you get?… Continue Reading →

Why “OK Boomer” is the Death Rattle of Civilization.

The phrase. That awful phrase. “OK Boomer.” It’s a two-word monument to ignorance. It’s not an argument. An argument is dialogue. An argument is: “I think this,” and “No, you’re wrong because of that.” It’s a meeting. A collision. A… Continue Reading →

NY Times Declares Woman World’s Best Receiver. I Declare NY Times World’s Worst Paper.

Maybe she’s really really awesome. “World’s best receiver?” Come on. These guys have been watching too many Netflix movies where 98 pound beautiful actresses beat the snot out of 240 lb. obliging stuntmen.The New York Times doesn’t care about truth…. Continue Reading →

Clash of Civilizations? Can Islam Assimilate with the West?

A deep dive into the heart of the conflict between Islam and the West with my favorite Jesuit Fr. Robert McTeigue and Raymond Ibrahim.

Discussing “Hot Priests” and the New New New Evangelization. (Link Fixed.)

My favorite Jesuit and I discuss Catholic media, “hot priests” and “influencers” as well as what Catholic media ought to look like. I fixed the link. Sorry. I’m an idiot.

Royal Ballet to Hire Fat Dancers. I’m Totally In.

Todd Starnes is reporting that the Royal Ballet School has announced plans to employ more plus-sized ballerinas. “Audiences want dancers they can relate to,” artistic director Iain Mackay told the London Times, when asked whether this included plus-sized ballerinas on… Continue Reading →

Hey, You Know ThOse Stories from the Bible May Have Actually Happened

I love when this happens. the Bible turns out to be historically accurate and everyone gets their “shocked face” on. Newsweek: An archaeologist working with the Temple Mount Sifting Project has uncovered a well-preserved clay seal stamped with Paleo-Hebrew letters… Continue Reading →

Satan Kinda’ Clarifies Things, Doesn’t He?

I don’t know. Things just seem kinda’ simple to me. I see so many people can’t figure things out but it’s all kinda’ simple. Let me show you. In the 1900’s you had Catholic writer GK Chesterton taking on eugenics…. Continue Reading →

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