You know, back in the old days, if you shot someone, that was pretty much a dead giveaway—you hated the guy. But now? Now everyone’s gotta’ inscribe some message on their bullets. Like, it’s a form of communication. And I’m thinkin’, why not just cut out the middleman? If you shoot someone, let’s just assume you hate ‘em. But no, people are waiting, you know—they’re waiting to see if it’s the “right kind” of hate. Like, “Is this the kind of hate that’s acceptable?

And then you’ve got God, right? God says, “Thou shalt not kill.” Pretty straightforward. But we’re over here, scratching our heads, going, “Well, depends who’s doing the killing and who they hate, doesn’t it?” It’s like we’re saying, “God, I appreciate your rules, but can I get a second opinion here.” There’s nuance here, right?

Wrong. Is you’re killing someone over politics, it doesn’t matter which side you’re on. It’s hateful. It’s evil. No discussion. I don’t care how “touching” your love note to your transitioning boyfriend is.

So, in the end, you don’t need go get all poetic or write something in pretty cursive on the bullet. Let’s just all agree that killing is evil and…yeah… hateful.