We Laugh Because We Believe

Month June 2007

A Moment of Silence for Muslim Mickey Mouse

I was thinking of seeing Ratatouille this weekend with the kids but this might be good too. In the last episode of a weekly children’s show featuring “Farfour,” a Mickey Mouse look-alike, the large rodent was beaten to death by… Continue Reading →

Motu Proprio: Truth Is Crazier Than Fiction

I wrote an article parodying the Ordinary Ministers of the Media’s coverage of the Motu Proprio which has been very well received. Thank you. However the Belfast Telegraph does me one better. Check out the headline from this genuine news… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – June 29, 2007

Putin vs. Santa——St. Nick vows to stop Russian Power grab. I’m Not Dead! Oh, Don’t Be Such A Baby——With a wife like this, who needs enemies? Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’——Patrick joins the Ordinary Ministers of the Media…. Continue Reading →

Putin vs. Santa

Russian President Vladimir Putin is making an astonishing bid to grab a vast chunk of the North Pole in order to tap its vast potential oil, gas and mineral wealth. The dramatic move provoked an international outcry from diplomats and… Continue Reading →

I’m Not Dead! Oh, Don’t Be Such A Baby

In an amazing story a Gulf War veteran, Jesse Ramirez, who was set to die by having his feeding tube removed in an Arizona hospital was found to have regained complete consciousness on Tuesday. The lovely Mrs. Ramirez asked the… Continue Reading →

Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’

If you can’t beat them, join them. (Note: For those satirically challenged, please see the definition of parody) Rome — Pope Benedict, a former Hitler youth, will tell Roman Catholic priests in coming days that they can say mass in… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – June 28, 2007

Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’——Patrick joins the Ordinary Ministers of the Media. 96 Percent of Americans Have Sex by 20 Years Old and other Cultural Disasters——As a father of four (and one on the way) this story scares… Continue Reading →

Paris’ Favorite Bible Passage

I don’t normally talk or even think of Paris Hilton but Larry King last night stumbled unwittingly upon a great moment in television in his interview with the heiress. Paris said, “I’ve always been religious” and “God does make everything… Continue Reading →

96 Percent of Americans Have Sex by 20 Years Old and other Cultural Disasters

As a father of four (and one on the way) this story scares the hell out of me. According to the Center for Disease Control 96% of Americans have had sex by the time they’re 20 years old. I know… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – June 27, 2007

Motu Proprio Breaking News – The Real Deal——July 7th is the date. German Pastor Sentenced to Year in Jail for Comparing Abortion to the Holocaust——A holocaust is a holocaust folks. Just not in Germany. How the Green-ch Sold Global Warming——Dr…. Continue Reading →

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