We Laugh Because We Believe

Month April 2016

So…This Protest is Worth Covering and This One Isn’t?

How many times have we seen liberal protests that look like this get all sorts of media coverage: But one million people (and growing) sign a petition to boycott Target’s new policy of free-for-all bathrooms and it warrants only a… Continue Reading →

CMR Craft Idea: Turn Baby Doll Heads Into Night Lights.

Sure to inspire insomnia, nightmares, and probably some all around disturbing behavior from your children. HT Jim Paton’s Facebook *subhead*Double yikes.*subhead*

Pro-Abort Satanists Dressed as Babies in Bondage Gear Kinda’ Freak Me Out

This would be funny if they weren’t advocating the legalized death of humans. These Satanists are protesting the “fetal idolatry” of pro-lifers or at least that’s what I can make out. But I’ve got to ask, why the bondage outfits?… Continue Reading →

Ha! Us Religious Types are Happier Than you Atheist Punks! Wait, Does Schadenfreude Count?

Many atheists seem kinda’ angry. Well, a new study says that religious people are happier and give more to charity. So ha! In your face atheists because we’re happier than you. (You can’t see it but I’m doing my “I’m… Continue Reading →

John Boehner Thinks Ted Cruz is “Lucifer in the Flesh.” Tell me Again How Ted is “Establishment.”

I must say that for me this is the best endorsement Ted Cruz has ever gotten. John Boehner took part in a q and a at Stanford. Hilarity ensued. The Stanford Daily: When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz,… Continue Reading →

Ancient Viking Cross Shows Vikings Really Stunk at Making Crucifixes

A solid-gold cross depicting Jesus with his arms outstretched may be Denmark’s oldest crucifix, dating back more than 1,100 years. Archaeologists say that this is important because it shows that Christianity may have reached the Danes. More importantly, however, it… Continue Reading →

Planned Parenthood’s Crazy Reaction to the Fiorina Announcement

Meet the most loathsome pair of anti-abortion extremists in America. https://t.co/nAGLu3BVfF #NotMyCandidate pic.twitter.com/nZ0NCbIE0B — Planned Parenthood (@PPact) April 27, 2016 That’s how Planned Parenthood’s Action Fund reacted to the news that Ted Cruz was reportedly set to name Carly Fiorina… Continue Reading →

Do you KNow How Bad an Abortion Clinic Has to Be to Lose its License? This Bad.

Do you realize how bad an abortion clinic has to be to get their license suspended in a state with a Democrat governor? It’s like getting kicked out of a biker gang for being too rough or not shaving enough…. Continue Reading →

Wait, Who’s Anti-Science?

So if you FEEL that even though you’re a male you’re a woman, you magically are. And if you FEEL that it’s not a baby in your womb then it magicalily isn’t. And we’re the ones who are anti science?… Continue Reading →

Josef Stalin, the Prototype of 21st Century Atheists

I’ve noticed something peculiar in recent years. I’m sure it’s been going on for a lot longer but I’m slow on the uptake, I guess. I mean, it’s not a newsflash that atheists tend to be angry. Read the combox… Continue Reading →

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