A solid-gold cross depicting Jesus with his arms outstretched may be Denmark’s oldest crucifix, dating back more than 1,100 years. Archaeologists say that this is important because it shows that Christianity may have reached the Danes.

More importantly, however, it shows that the Danes had no idea what Jesus actually looked like and/or really stunk at art. I mean really bad.

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