We Laugh Because We Believe

Month November 2007

Rowan Williams Goes Into the Closet

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, displayed his bravery by going into the closet. Williams presided over a ‘secret’ Eucharist for the Clergy Consultation, a lesbian and gay group of Anglican clergy. The brave Archbishop was so proud over… Continue Reading →

Rudy Was Honest About His Dishonesty

A report posted on Politico.com Wednesday said that at the time when Giuliani was beginning an extramarital relationship with Judith Nathan, who eventually became his third wife, he billed obscure city agencies thousands of dollars for his police security detail… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – November 29, 2007

No Wonder Liturgy is Often Ugly—Formless, hastily made, theologically vacuous, emotion-driven rather than content-driven. This does not bode well. Catholic Colleges Fail Condom Study—Might there still be some Catholics at these Catholic Schools? Memories Best Forgotten—Communion with the Clowns Catholic… Continue Reading →

No Wonder Liturgy is Often Ugly

The 2008 National Meeting of Diocesan Liturgical Commissions will be held at a convention center near the Milwaukee Airport. This event, which is the meeting of the heads and committee members of worship commissions from dioceses around the country, was… Continue Reading →

Catholic Colleges Fail Condom Study

The makers of Trojan brand condoms recently released their 2007 Sexual Health Report Card based on sexual health awareness programs, condom & contraception availability, web-based sexual health information. You want the good news? The condom guys said that Catholic Universities… Continue Reading →

Memories Best Forgotten

Some memories are best forgotten. Tucson Time Capsule : Communion with the clowns It was a surprise to the congregation of Tanque Verde Lutheran Church on Nov. 28, 1982, when two clowns showed up at the Advent Night Holy Communion… Continue Reading →

Catholic Church to Bless Same Sex Marriages

A Catholic priest in Minnesota announced that he’s ready to bless homosexual partners and repudiated the Church for its teaching of sexual oppression. We all know that chastity is the same as oppression. The two words are practically interchangeable. It… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – November 28, 2007

Church Converts By Being Rock of Stability…Evil Bastards!—Pope is unfairly converting protestants by preaching the truth. That is dirty pool. Catholic Bishop is Actually Catholic!—Nothing shows compassion like abandoning your principles. Iran’s Secret Weapon: The Pope.—Time Magazine is claiming that… Continue Reading →

Church Converts By Being Rock of Stability…Bastards!

Our friends over at the virulently anti-catholic theTrumpet.com are hysterical over the proposed unity of several hundred thousand traditional Anglicans with the Church of Rome. We have reported before about how the Trumpet is convinced that these overtures are undeniable… Continue Reading →

Catholic Bishop is Actually Catholic!

Nick Coleman of the Minneapolis Star Tribune wrote a piece yesterday entitled “Future archbishop’s compassion stops short when it comes to gays.” John Nienstedt, Coadjutor Archbishop of the Catholic Archdiocese of Saint Paul and Minneapolis and is scheduled to succeed… Continue Reading →

« Older posts

© 2024 Creative Minority Report — Powered by WordPress

Theme by Anders NorenUp ↑