Church Converts By Being Rock of Stability…Evil Bastards!
—Pope is unfairly converting protestants by preaching the truth. That is dirty pool.

Catholic Bishop is Actually Catholic!
—Nothing shows compassion like abandoning your principles.

Iran’s Secret Weapon: The Pope.
—Time Magazine is claiming that Iran will attempt to pull in Pope Benedict as a mediator between the terrorist regime and the United States of America.

Doctor Could Lose License for Being a Christian
—A family doctor in England is facing losing her license for daring to suggest to women seeking an abortion that they should think twice.

The Death Certificate of the New Mass Has Now Been Signed
—Bishop Fellay of the SSPX on the Motu Prorio, the Church, the Pope, and more.

Italian Bishop Suspends Priests for Insisting on Latin Mass Only.
—Bishop Renato Corti of Novara, Itay, has suspended 3 priests who refused to celebrate a novus ordo Mass on Sunday

I’m a Nutter, You’re a Nutter, Wouldn’t You Like To Be A Nutter Too?
—Tony Blair was afraid to be viewed as a nutter. Chicken.

Can We Please Continue Killing?
—The Award for soulless-science-speak about human beings goes to Shoukhrat Mitalipov.

Why Can’t I Be the New Anything?
—Matthew wonders if stupidity is the “new” intelligent.