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Kiss Religious Freedom Goodbye

I think pretty soon we’re all going to be able to be arrested on a new charge called “Working while Being Christian.” Look at these two stories about religious freedom and look how they essentially take almost mutually exclusive rulings… Continue Reading →

Shhhh!!! Abortion and the Pill Causes Cancer? Don’t Pass it On

Banned pesticides and other toxic chemicals lingering in the environment put people at an increased risk of developing cancer, according to the Vancouver Sun. Cell Phones Cause Cancer, according to Fox. Working the night shift may cause cancer, say WHO… Continue Reading →

United Nations: Latin Lovers Conversation

According to the United Nations, there are many conversations occurring in Latin America similar to the one below: Manuela: Jose, you are a very handsome man. I wish to make love to you. Jose: Si, Manuela. I can feel your… Continue Reading →

Did Jesus Come to Secure Mob Rule?

“And Jesus said to them ‘Truly, truly I say unto you. Unless you give into mob rule, you shall have no life in you. Unto the majority I give the keys of the kingdom of heaven; and whatever they bind… Continue Reading →

Slippery Slopes

Slippery slope arguments are typically summarily rejected. When it comes to any kind of moral slippery slope argument, the results are even worse. When it comes to the issue of gay marriage one common argument is that it undermines the… Continue Reading →

The Population Bomb Has Exploded

The United Nations recently released its global population estimates, revealing an alarming population shift that will have serious worldwide consequences within the near future. How could such a thing have happened? Well, in large part, thanks to the United Nations…. Continue Reading →

Birds on Birth Control

Eager to reduce the neighborhood pigeon population and the “mess” that comes with it, Hollywood residents appear ready to try a new birth control method on their wild birds. I hope the birds aren’t Catholic or they’re going to be… Continue Reading →

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