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Fireworks Over Town Canceling Christmas

My new favorite fireworks company is pulling out of a holiday boat parade because “Christmas” was dropped from the event’s name, says Fox News. Good for them. “Fireworks by Grucci” last year donated $5,000 of fireworks to last years Patchogue… Continue Reading →

If You’re Reading This You’re a Blogaholic

If you’re reading this you’re officially a blogaholic. Shame on you. Go to church. Spend time with your family. Call a friend. Something. The Creative Minority Report has nothing to offer you today but good wishes while we escort you… Continue Reading →

Rabbi Says Cancel Christmas

Rabbi David Polina in Malta Today is saying that Christians should stop celebrating Christmas because Jesus hated Christmas. “The historical (i.e. real) Y’shua – more commonly known as Jesus – hated Christmas.” The good Rabbi uses the Old Testament to… Continue Reading →

Christians Suffer Menorah Envy

So much for a Merry “Little” Christmas. When city officials in Long Beach, New York planted a 7-foot-tall Christmas tree next to a 20-foot-tall menorah in the plaza in front of City Hall, some residents suffered from some…uhm…size issues. They… Continue Reading →

How Lowe Can Secularists Go

Officials for Lowe’s stores put out advertisements for Christmas trees while calling them “family trees.” I don’t even know what a “family tree” is but the whole thing reeks of dumb men in expensive suits sitting around a boardroom. But… Continue Reading →

Spitzer Now Taxing Christmas

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has a new plan which may prove to be as unpopular as his failed plan to give licenses to illegal aliens – taxing Christmas. According to the New York Sun, New Yorkers going Christmas shopping… Continue Reading →

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