Can Paris Be Rehabilitated? Paris Hilton has gone to jail because of her out-of-control lifestyle. Drugs, drinking, and driving. Non Stop parties and up until now, never any consequences. When I look at Paris, Britney, and Lindsay I see a… Continue Reading →
Pope Benedict: Mr. President, I am pleased to show you the Motu Proprio which is currently in translation and will come out shortly. President Bush: It is very nice sir, I like the fancy handwriting and all them funny words…. Continue Reading →
Isn’t this how every horror movie or “there’s a fungus among us” movie starts. First scene: A lab in a sunny, secluded and security conscious area. Men and women in surgical garb hard at work finalizing an experiment. They sigh… Continue Reading →
Pro-Abortion Pols should watch out if the Pope’s attitude toward the Austrians and the Japanese is any indication. They could be next. “Pope approves martyrdom for Austrian, Japanese” via USAToday.
CWN is reporting that Tony Blair will visit with the Pope before leaving office. This is sure to stoke the speculation fires regarding Mr. Blair’s future entry into the Catholic Church. So we have decided to gaze into our crystal… Continue Reading →
I just about fell off my chair when I saw this. But be warned, keep the kiddies away and the volume low. Mom is not happy that junior has decided to be an atheist!Warning: Graphic Language
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. Suddenly he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him and he turned to see a 7 foot grizzly charging… Continue Reading →
via the Simpsons: Jesus has gone native. This is just too funny not to share.
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They got little handsAnd little eyesAnd they walk aroundTellin’ great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny little teethThey wear platform shoesOn their nasty little feet Well, Randy Newman could go to jail in Massachusetts. The Commonwealth is once again showing… Continue Reading →