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Man On Mars? I Bet

John McCain wants to send a man to Mars. Question is, which man? [AP]Presumptive Republican White House nominee John McCain said Thursday he would like to see a manned mission to Mars as part of a “better set of priorities”… Continue Reading →

Priests and Politics, The Flipside

Be patient with me, it is going to be very difficult to get through this post with a straight face. Father Jim Lisante, a Long Island priest, has gotten into his own little political pickle for which he has now… Continue Reading →

Call Catholics Satan? Yawn. But Don’t Mention the Jews

Republican John McCain has rejected the endorsement of an influential Texas televangelist criticized for his anti-Catholic views. But wait. McCain’s not rejecting him because of his anti-Catholic views. You see, the evangelist also made the mistake of saying something stupid… Continue Reading →

McCain’s Vociferous Defense of Marriage

Senator John McCain vociferously defended the institution of marriage today. If only he had come up with this ingenious intellectual argument which moves everyone who hears it to tears, then gay marriage never would’ve dared rear its head. McCain was… Continue Reading →

McCain Speaks, Get Your Decoder Ring Out

Senator John McCain is talking to you. What? You can’t hear him. Listen harder. Nothing? Oh wait, you’re not wearing your decoder ring. McCain is talking almost incessantly the last week about abortion and freedom of religion. The media’s not… Continue Reading →

Why Catholic Schools Are in Trouble

Catholic schools are in trouble in America and in these darkening economic times, we should expect it only to get worse as families find it increasingly difficult to afford private school tuition. In the last two decades, at least 1,300… Continue Reading →

Man of Steele

Rumors are swirling that Lt. Gov. Michael Steele is on the short list for John McCain’s VP running mate. US News and World Report lists a number of things you may not know about Steele. Steele’s devout Catholicism is one… Continue Reading →

McCain’s Denial is Evasive

The New York Times ran a story today on an alleged affair between Senator John McCain and a lobbyist. And there’s an implication that she might have gotten extra favors out of this deal as well. Well this is Senator… Continue Reading →

Thank You Planned Parenthood

Just when I was really not feeling good about John McCain, Planned Parenthood makes me feel a little bit better about him. Hey if Planned Parenthood hates you enough to make a commercial against you, you can’t be all bad…. Continue Reading →

McCain Calls for Waterboarding Clemens

In a stunning move designed to make his candidacy more appealing to pro-torture conservatives, Sen. John McCain has called for the waterboarding of Cy Young Award winning pitcher Roger Clemens, who testified before Congress that he’d never taken steroids. “We’ll… Continue Reading →

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