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Nominated Archbishop Didn’t Pay Tithe

Pope Benedict XVI is set to announce a new Archbishop of New York to replace Cardinal Edward Egan, an informed Vatican source tells Newsmax. Many conservatives are pleased because the source says that Cardinal Egan’s successor is from the “conservative… Continue Reading →

Theologian: Pope Should Resign

The Pope should step down because he’s allowing a sinner an opportunity to join the Church. Man, if Jesus hadn’t resurrected He’d be spinning in his grave upon learning we were allowing sinners into the Church now. Have we no… Continue Reading →

Italian Rabbis Shun Pope

OK. I’ll admit it. First, I was surprised that there were enough Italian rabbis to actually hold a press conference. But then I was surprised that not only are there a bunch of them but they’re mad at the Pope…. Continue Reading →

Nobody Likes Bland Benedict

The UK Times must have realized suddenly that they hadn’t besmirched Pope Benedict XVI in weeks so they quickly cobbled together a ridiculous piece claiming essentially that nobody goes to see poor Pope Benedict anymore. Why? Oh it’s because he… Continue Reading →

This is Art?

A new art studio in the Philippines is prominently exhibiting a nasty picture of Pope Benedict, says BWO. It’s called “Year of the Rat.” In case you can’t make it out, at his feet are plastic rats. Get it? Ratzinger?… Continue Reading →

Woodstock Vs. Youth Day

Pilgrims attending Sydney’s World Youth Day really were downright angelic, says the Epoch Times. Researchers studying emergency inpatient records at Sydney’s hospitals over the five-day event in July described the pilgrims’ low rate of serious hospitalisations as “exemplary”. In fact,… Continue Reading →

Grandmothers Thrown Out of Vatican

A group of old ladies planted a flag in front of the door to St. Peter’s Basilica, formed a circle, burned incense, waved some feathers around, channeled thoughts from others into prayers (not sure how this worked), and had the… Continue Reading →

Sign of Peace Or 7th Inning Stretch?

Yesterday I was at Mass at a parish I don’t typically go to and it was really quite nice. The music was beautiful. In fact, the choir was so good that I found myself listening to them instead of praying…. Continue Reading →

The Knights Templar of the Holy Hard Cash

The alleged heirs of the Knights Templar have launched a legal battle in Spain to force the Pope to restore the reputation of the disgraced order which was accused of heresy and dissolved seven centuries ago, says the UK Telegraph…. Continue Reading →

He’s So Out of Touch!

Dear Media, please correlate this picture with how “out of touch” Pope Benedict XVI is. As you are losing viewers and readers by the thousands, perhaps your “out of touch” accusations are simply a case of Freudian transference. Seek help… Continue Reading →

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