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Gimme That Old School Religion

Man! This is something I would pay to see. According to Reuters, a priest smashed a chair over an Italian restaurant owner’s head and two nuns went all Sonny Corleone and kicked him in the stomach while he was down…. Continue Reading →

An Incident in Small Town Pennsylvania

This is a report from small town Pennsylvania where we’re bitter and cling to our guns and religion: At Mass yesterday our priest talked about abortion and the election. That never happens. I think once before in my entire life… Continue Reading →

VOF Pushes For Married Priests

The Voice of the Faithful in a new attempt to stay relevant is now “launching” a new push to allow priests to marry. I’m not sure how this new push differs from the old push but let’s just say they’re… Continue Reading →

Fr. Ernie Davis Sings Of His Conversion

Father Ernie Davis, a former Episcopalian, has started a new blog called “How Can I Keep From Singing?” and one of his first posts is Why I Became Catholic. I’m a huge fan of conversion stories. This is a really… Continue Reading →

From Soccer to Seminary

The biggest sports trade of the week is 26 year old defender Chase Hilgenbrinck from the New England Revs soccer team to the Roman Catholic Church, according to the International Herald Tribune. The 26-year-old defender recently moved back to the… Continue Reading →

Will The Anti-Miracle Faction Please Stand Up

The stupidest sentence I saw today was in an article on ABC News. Next week, the Pope will visit the tomb of Mary MacKillop, the founder of Australia’s Josephite nuns. Mary MacKillop is just one step away from becoming a… Continue Reading →

Woman Who Left Church Over Sex Scandal Just Wanted to Sleep In

Maureen Martin is up to her old shenanigans, this time wtih her faux journalism shining a light on Catholics who stop going to Church in protest of the sex abuse scandal. BOISE, IDAHO – Neighbors who hailed an area woman… Continue Reading →

Priest Invents Technology For Better Liturgy

Fr. Erik Richtsteig is at his best when he’s fed up. Thankfully the world offers plenty of opportunities for him to be fed up. The latest instigator of his getting incensed is Shambulation, the priestly practice of strutting around the… Continue Reading →

Church Guilty of “Gender Apartheid”

On May 29, Monica Kilburn Smith of Calgary will be welcomed into the small worldwide community of female Roman Catholic priests, according to the Calgary Herald. Hooray, says the editorialist, I mean the journalist. Never mind that her ordination ceremony… Continue Reading →

Priest: Jesus Was a Migrant

The Rev. Daniel D. Groody, a University of Notre Dame theologian, has produced a new immigration documentary called “One Border, One Body: Immigration and the Eucharist” saying essentially that Jesus was a migrant so you have no right to enforce… Continue Reading →

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