If life were fair headlines would read, “Crockett declares cheating by Republicans…without evidence.” But life ain’t fair. 🚨 BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett STORMS OUT of her own event after crying “they cheated!” following her brutal loss She said REPUBLICANS rigged the… Continue Reading →

How do I convince you that my soul is bought and paid for without telling you I’m bought and paid for? Oh yeah, here’s how. And mind you, this guy just won the nomination for the Senate from Texas Democrats…. Continue Reading →

I love when people say you choose Catholicism for comfort. Maybe I’m doing it wrong but I haven’t hit that part yet. Catholicism makes my life harder. Pick up your cross, forgive those who’ve sinned against you, empty yourself of… Continue Reading →

Donald Trump has declared war on the great American birth dearth. Yes folks, the fertility crisis is here, and Donny’s got a plan: IVF for everybody! Cheaper drugs, TrumpRx portals, baby bonuses that probably won’t cover a month’s rent, and… Continue Reading →

Can we talk about the absolute clown car catastrophe that is inviting Father James Martin to blab at the Los Angeles Religious Education Congress? It’s like hiring a flat-Earther to keynote at NASA. This guy’s supposed to be educating the… Continue Reading →

This is brilliant. And it’s exactly why Fr. McTeigue isn’t invited to parties.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. Police say King Charles’s brother is in custody and officers are carrying out searches at his various addresses. It comes after… Continue Reading →

The priest loomed over me once again like a bouncer. His thumb loaded. Then came the smudge. It’s supposed to be a cross. A simple, dignified reminder that you are dust and to dust you shall return. Instead, he drags… Continue Reading →

I love this. This kid BRINGS IT! Frank Turek regretted allowing this kid to ask him questions.

OK. Here it is, folks. Thou Shalt Not Date a Robot. I didn’t think we’d hit this level of clown world so fast, but here we are, so I’m officially petitioning the Almighty –capital A — to slide this bad… Continue Reading →