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Don Lemon and Leftist Punks Interrupt Christian Service to Protest ICE.

In the vast, pulsing ecosystem of terrible ideas, there is a special, bioluminescent layer of failure inhabited solely by one Don Lemon. It’s a place where logic goes to die and is replaced by a minimally sentient turtleneck that whispers… Continue Reading →

Rest in Power? Seriously?

For about a thousand years when someone died, we all said the same thing. It didn’t matter if you were a prince or a peasant, a saint or a total disaster. When the breathing stopped and the heart stopped pushing… Continue Reading →

Did Trump Just Turn on Pro-Lifers?

Look, I don’t know how to tell you this without your brain trying to evacuate through your tear ducts, but the president that oversaw the eradication of Roe v. Wade may have just turned his back on pro-lifers. We all… Continue Reading →

Make the Bible Reflect Your Beliefs!!

Introducing: The Reflection BibleYour Spirit. Your Values. Your Word. For centuries, the Bible has been handed down as a fixed collection. But what happens when the text that is meant to guide you also contains passages that don’t align with… Continue Reading →

Un-Decoration Day and the Saga of the Inflatable Dinosaur

Today is a day of low clouds and a particular kind of mourning. I am taking down the Christmas lights, and it feels for all the world like I’m being asked to peel the posters of my childhood right off… Continue Reading →

Hey, Our Journeys to God Are All Very Very Different.

Me? I was looking for truth. Hard truth. That’s how I found God and Christ and the Church. Believe me, the last thing this college kid wanted was to find out that the Church’s teaching on sex and drunkenness was… Continue Reading →

Trump Calls on Pro-Lifers to Bend on Federal Funding of Abortion. Um. What?

The guy who reversed Roe v. Wade has been running from us since then. And we’ve kinda’ let him. Look, the guy did the seemingly impossible. Overturning Roe was an epochal event in the history of our country. Since then,… Continue Reading →

We Have to Destroy the World Or Else the Chinese Will!!!

So word has it that America is in a race for survival. I mean, this is it. Not since the race for the Atom Bomb or the race to get to space have we been competing with the rest of… Continue Reading →

Church Attendance Rising with Young People Leading the Surge

I read something today in the Washington Stand. Gave me a bit of hope. I’m all in for hope. I hope you are too. 2026 and all. America is seeing a major shake-up in the soul. People’s spiritual lives are… Continue Reading →

Americans Can’t Afford to Have Children because they’re Broke from Supporting Fake Childcare Centers.

This is perfect. So many Americans say they are failing to give birth to the next generation because they don’t feel like they have the money to support the next generation. Meanwhile…the government is scamming the taxpayer of hundreds of… Continue Reading →

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