10) Beware twenty something year old men without the requisite 7 children in tow at the Latin Mass.

9) They mistakenly do the black and say the red.

8) They start conversations after Mass by saying, “I hate the Novus Ordo almost as much as I hate Jews, amirite?”

7)) They try to give the sign of peace.

6) No child seats in the Black SUV.

5) They wear sunglasses at Mass.

4) Looking around at others to know when to kneel.

3) They talk about Michael Voris’ latest video. Dead giveaway.

2) They wear their rosary like a necklace.

1) They confuse Pope Pius X with Pius XII. Trads don’t make that mistake. Ever.