Not this human.

Where will these installations occur? Verizon surgical clinics? https://t.co/qfSScNqzP1

— Walter Kirn (@walterkirn) May 9, 2023

Hi, I’d like to be tracked anywhere and everywhere I go.

Hi, I’ll take a Verizolobotomy please.

Hi, my brain needs an update.

Hi, I forgot to wear a hat and my head got wet and now I can’t make any phone calls or add simple numbers. Can you help me?

You will not own a phone. Big Tech will own you.