It’s Always the Dumb Majors

Whenever you read about something truly stupid or outrageous being said or done on a college campus, you know some student with a major like “gender studies” or “sociology” is involved.

You never hear “The Accountants Club on campus set fire to…” or finance majors yelling about the “heteronormative hierarchy.” They’re too busy memorizing actual terms to make up terms like “heteropatriarchy.”