The St. Louis Catholic in which the characters from The Incredibles are fighting for the Tradition and the Latin Mass! Too Funny! Here is a sample:

Helen: Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly gifted boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.

Dash: You always say, “Do your best.” But you don’t really mean it. Why can’t I do the best that I can do?

Helen: Right now, honey, the world just wants you to fit in, and to fit in, you just gotta be like everybody else.

Dash: Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special.

Helen: Ever hear of the priesthood of the faithful? Everyone’s special, Dash.

Dash [sullenly]: Which is another way of saying no one is.

Great stuff. Read the whole thing.