We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2007

Spitzer Now Taxing Christmas

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has a new plan which may prove to be as unpopular as his failed plan to give licenses to illegal aliens – taxing Christmas. According to the New York Sun, New Yorkers going Christmas shopping… Continue Reading →

Bishop Wants to Legalize Brothels

A Roman Catholic bishop in the southern English port city of Portsmouth is backing a campaign to legalize brothels. But he added that he in no way condones them. The Right Reverend Crispian Hollis supported the local branch of the… Continue Reading →

For the Liturgically Impaired

I have great affection for Franciscan University at Steubenville. However I feel compelled to ask, is this what passes for liturgy at the university. Oy! Pope St. Pius X over at the blog Totus Pius (A great concept blog!) asks… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – November 13, 2007

This Was The Terrorist’s Plan All Along!—Terrorists are against Christmas. Now they have gone too far! Headline Prognostication—Media Guide to anti-papal headlines. American Cities Angry At Pope—Major metropolitan newspapers are going negative on the Pope because he’s not coming to… Continue Reading →

This Was The Terrorist’s Plan All Along!

In one of the most ridiculous segments to air on “Good Morning America,” reporter Bianna Golodryga worried that the unusually high gas prices could lead to poor health, less church and no Christmas. Holy Cow. On Monday’s program, Golodryga warned… Continue Reading →

American Cities Angry At Pope

It’s amazing. Major metropolitan newspapers are going negative on the Pope because he’s not coming to their fair cities. All of a sudden they all want the Pope in their cities. But they have a funny way of showing it…. Continue Reading →

Headline Prognostication

Ok, it is official. The Pope will be visiting the States in April. As a public service offered to the Ordinary Minister of the Media, I am compiling all the likely headlines they are likely to print. This is intended… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Episcopal Priest is Shy About Praying on Television

I don’t know if you watch it but the lesbian couple on “The Amazing Race,” one of whom was an Episcopal Priest, explained why they never prayed on camera. Throughout the race, Lewis, the priest, says the couple frequently prayed… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – November 12, 2007

Hillary Pleads Ignorance—Matthew says “Don’t you believe it!” With Great Power—Patrick reflects upon the responsibilities of a Catholic blogger. Evil Scientists Need Not Apply—Cloning is bad, unless it is good. New Jersey Forces Pharmacists to Administer Abortifacient—Will the force of… Continue Reading →

Hillary Pleads Ignorance

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday that she had no idea that her presidential campaign had planted questions during public appearances. “It was news to me,” Clinton said, according to Fox News. “And neither I nor my campaign approve of… Continue Reading →

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