We Laugh Because We Believe

Month March 2008

Bring Out Your Dead!

Monty Python and The Holy Grail(A Movie) CART MASTER:Bring out your dead!CUSTOMER:Here’s one.CART MASTER:Ninepence.DEAD PERSON:I’m not dead!CART MASTER:What?CUSTOMER:Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.DEAD PERSON:I’m not dead!CART MASTER:‘Ere. He says he’s not dead!CUSTOMER:Yes, he is.DEAD PERSON:I’m not!CART MASTER:He isn’t?CUSTOMER:Well, he will be soon…. Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 27, 2008

CNN Criticizes Miley Cyrus’ Love for Jesus—The path to perdition starts with love of Jesus? I Haven’t Seen A Pope This Confused Since…—Pope is Episcopalian, again. (No, not that Pope). There is a joke in here somewhere… Poll About Pope… Continue Reading →

CNN Criticizes Miley Cyrus’ Love for Jesus

Last night on CNN Headline News’s “Showbiz Tonight,” frequent talking head Temple University Professor Marc Lamont Hill said he was “freaked out” by Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus’s claim that she loves Jesus. The show played a clip from a… Continue Reading →

I Haven’t Seen A Pope This Confused Since…

Pope is an Episcopalian. No, not that Pope. Rt. Rev. Clarence C. Pope Jr., former Episcopal Bishop of Ft. Worth and multiple Catholic convert has returned to the Episcopal Church, again! Rev. Pope has left the Episcopal Church a grand… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 26, 2008

Poll About Pope You Won’t See Anywhere—Poll: Panzer Pope Pretty Popular … Media: Yawn. Suffering from Electile Dysfunction?—Do weak and watered down candidates leave you feeling limp? The Art of Dissent—Dissent is art form best done under the cover of… Continue Reading →

Poll About Pope You Won’t See Anywhere

Despite the media’s awful caricature of Pope Benedict and the Catholic Church, Americans have an overwhelmingly positive view of Pope Benedict XVI on the eve of his visit to the United States, according to a new poll released today. The… Continue Reading →

Suffering from Electile Dysfunction?

Are you suffering from Electile Dysfunction? Is your vote just not getting it done?No matter how hard you nominate, do weak and watered down candidates just keep getting ahead? I understand. This is difficult for me to admit but I… Continue Reading →

The Art of Dissent

Dissent is an art form. There are those who come right at you and question the teachings of the Church. They are the hacks. The really talented dissenters are crafty. They know through years of experience that they do not… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 25, 2008

Latest from Painter Leonard Porter—New York painter Leonard Porter has recently completed a wonderful new image of St. Therese of Lisieux. Vote Kevorkian … Or Else!—Humor! CMR supports Dr. Death for Congress with these bumper stickers and campaign buttons! Abortion… Continue Reading →

Latest from Painter Leonard Porter

New York painter Leonard Porter has recently completed this image of St. Therese of Lisieux. Porter has been known for some years now as a Modernist- turned-Classicist whose specialty is the subject matter of ancient mythology, though he has done… Continue Reading →

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