We Laugh Because We Believe

Month July 2008

Today on CMR – July 8, 2008

Kevorkian for Kongress—Dr. Death runs for congress and we are there to help! The Bricks Have Fallen Down, But We Will Rebuild—Can you read the signs of the times? Feminist Icon’s Daughter Speaks Against Feminism, Abortion—Mommy Dearest for the Secularists…. Continue Reading →

Kevorkian for Kongress

Well, It’s official. Jack Kevorkian, Dr. Death, is on the ballot in Michigan in his run for the U.S. Congress. [Det. news] Jack Kevorkian — nicknamed “Dr. Death” for the high-profile assisted suicides he performed — gathered enough valid signatures… Continue Reading →

The Bricks Have Fallen Down, But We Will Rebuild

“‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.” – Matthew 16:3 “My people are destroyed from lack… Continue Reading →

Feminist Icon’s Daughter Speaks Against Feminism, Abortion

This is the worst fear of every parent. Your child grows up and writes a book about how terrible a parent you were. My kids could easily write a book titled, “My Dad didn’t get off the couch even though… Continue Reading →

To Forgive, Divine

I continue to find the story of Ingrid Betancourt utterly compelling. There are so many aspects to it. Her capture, her torture, 6 years as a prisoner in the jungle, the faith that sustained her, her amazing rescue. Amazing, all… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – July 7, 2008

Marketing The “New” New Mass!—My genius plan for selling the reform of the reform! Report: Catholic Hospitals Perform Abortions and Sterlizations—Anonymous Report Instigates Investigation Obama Training For Olympics—The underappreciated art of rhetorical gymnastics. Student Holds Eucharist Hostage—Steals Eucharist and demands… Continue Reading →

Report: Catholic Hospitals Perform Abortions and Sterlizations

In a study of sterilization and abortion practices in Texas Catholic hospitals compiled from hospital discharge data for the State of Texas, whistleblowing Catholic medical researchers found that Catholic hospitals reported at least 9,684 cases of sterilizations and 39 legally… Continue Reading →

Marketing The “New” New Mass!

When I heard the report at the end of last week that Pope Benedict has asked the Congregation for Divine Worship to study some potential changes to the liturgy, I got very excited. Think about all the possibilities! Think about… Continue Reading →

Obama Training For Olympics

Athletes all across the globe are training for the Summer Olympics. The stories this year promise to be legendary. But most importantly Presidential candidate Barack Obama could see his Olympic dream of a gold medal realized. He has been training… Continue Reading →

Student Holds Eucharist Hostage

Webster Cook is a student at the University of Central Florida. He is also a top notch jerk. Last week Cook attended a campus mass. At that mass, he attempted skulk back to his pew with a consecrated host. The… Continue Reading →

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