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Month August 2008

The Obama Speech – First Impressions

First and overriding impression, he is angry. Annoyed. Not particularly hopeful. Bush-Cheney-McCain are responsible for everything and anything that you don’t like. The video introduction was … weird. The video just showed him making speech after speech after speech. From… Continue Reading →

How Radical on Abortion Are They?

With all this talk about Barack Obama allowing nominally pro-life Bob Casey to speak at the Democrat convention and with journalists pushing the motif of the Democratic Party’s success in wooing evangelicals, one thing can get lost. The Democratic Party… Continue Reading →

Funny Church Picture of the Day

The priest must be very tough in the confessional at this church in Aspen, Colorado!

Today On CMR – August 28, 2008

Two Bigfoot Searchers Spot a Recession—Democrats see non-existent UFO’s, giant rabbits, and THE RECESSION! Ain’t That America, Little Pink Condoms For You and Me—Isn’t there anything else to do in Denver? Bob Casey Jr.: “Give Me 15 Minutes and I’ll… Continue Reading →

Two Bigfoot Searchers Spot a Recession

The two Bigfoot researchers who claimed to have captured Bigfoot in a freezer, are now claiming to have discovered a real live “Recession” right here in America. “It was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen,” said one Bigfoot researcher. “It… Continue Reading →

Ain’t That America, Little Pink Condoms For You and Me

The wonderful darlings over at Planned Parenthood are handing out more than 700 pounds of condoms encased in a pink matchbook that reads: “Protect Yourself From John McCain (In This Election).” One question: 700 pounds? Is there nothing else to… Continue Reading →

Bob Casey Jr.: “Give Me 15 Minutes and I’ll Overlook Death!”

“Pro-life” Pennsylvania Senator Bob Casey Jr. made history yesterday at the Democratic National Convention. His eloquence and forcefulness on the issue of life is a modern day Profile in Courage. Casey, a pro-life Catholic Democrat, deserves to be noticed for… Continue Reading →

Memo To McCain: Don’t You Do It!

Speculation is growing the John McCain is considering pro-choice Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison for VP. Listen to me carefully Senator, Don’t … You … Do … It! Don’t even think about it! First, she has been an advocate for… Continue Reading →

CMR Varia

—Some stuff we came across in our travels… Maureen Martin One of our favorite funny people, Maureen Martin, is currently on hiatus after giving birth to a fully grow man. I apologize for being away from the blog and my… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – August 27, 2008

Flash: Open Dissent In The Weekly Bulletin—Rochester priest openly teaches error. Mother Teresa’s Saintliness Was in the Stars—New agers and science geeks choose to ignore free will. Cardinal Egan Blasts Pelosi—This is the statement you’ve been waiting for. Republicans Draft… Continue Reading →

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