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Month June 2010

CNN: Ur To Stupid To No Obama’s Rite

CNN has figured out why Obama’s poll numbers are plummeting and why so many Americans thought Obama’s speech sucked eggs. It’s because ur too stupid to understand tha wonderfulosity of Obama. Seriously. CNN reports: President Obama’s speech on the gulf… Continue Reading →

Reason #5,647 Not To Like Soccer

I understand that soccer is all the rage these days and I have been following the world cup just like many others. But… One often hears the question, “Why isn’t soccer more popular in the US?” Of course there are… Continue Reading →

Gov’t Funded $1 Billion for Abortion and Advocacy

You know that tripe that the federal government doesn’t fund abortions? Well, explain this government report that shows how our federal government gave nearly $1 billion of taxpayer dollars to organizations that perform and/or advocate abortions over the past seven… Continue Reading →

Kid Pulls Tooth With Rocket

OK. My first instinct was to nominate this Dad as craziest Dad ever but then I thought that at least the guy’s engaged with his kid’s life and you know what, this kid will remember losing that tooth the rest… Continue Reading →

Man Attacks Hell’s Angels With…A Puppy!

This guy is the bravest guy in the world or the stupidest. Maybe both. But no matter what this is awesome. Reuters reports: A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a… Continue Reading →

Feminists Confiscate Fetus Dolls

In their never ending quest to ensure that nobody knows what a baby in the womb looks like feminists at a women’s conference confiscated bags which were deemed pro-life even though nothing in the bags even mentioned abortion. NRLC reports:… Continue Reading →

The Death Fetish in Hospitals

Anyone who’s had a loved one seriously ill in the hospital can tell you that if the medical community doesn’t see a good prognosis they will often do everything they can to hasten death. When my father had a heart… Continue Reading →

World’s Oldest IVF Mother is Dying

This is heartbreaking in just about every way possible. Rajo Devi Lohan of India and her husband wanted children for years but were unable to conceive. But so intense was their desire for children that they procured loans to afford… Continue Reading →

Soccer: Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

It has been a long time coming…….out. Soccer, not that there is anything wrong with that! Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

Apocalyptic Sign: Diaper Jorts

I don’t think diaper jorts are mentioned in Revelations but they should’ve been. This is probably what the Four Horsemen will be wearing…or something. And being this is a Catholic blog and all we should probably all pitch in to… Continue Reading →

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