We Laugh Because We Believe

Month November 2010

Save the Tofurkey!!!

Vegetarians around the planet were horrified to learn today that the popular Thanksgiving dish for vegetarians called Tofurkey doesn’t actually derive from the vegetarian bean curd known as Tofu but from a very small and extraordinarily cute endangered species called… Continue Reading →

Springsteen Hypocritically Worried about “Tone”

Bruce Springsteen is worried about the tone people are using against the Obama administration. And all I can wonder is if this is his little attempt at a joke. But sadly, it’s not. He hasn’t seemed very jokey for about… Continue Reading →

A “Maternal” and “Happy” Abortion?

Horrifying. Vomit inducing. The Star has the story of a gay abortionist who had second thoughts about performing abortions when he and his partner considered adopting a baby. He had no problem with abortions until he decided he might want… Continue Reading →

7 Christmas Songs That Have Absolutely Nothing to do With Christmas

A radio station near me started playing ONLY Christmas music recently. It must bring ratings because I feel like it gets earlier every year. But I think this kind of extended Christmas season has had a downside. The classification of… Continue Reading →

Save The Sex Offenders

Sex offenders don’t have much in the way of friends. Many communities restrict where sex offenders can live. Many communities put common sense restrictions on these offenders. Can’t live or come too close to schools. Uh huh. Can’t live or… Continue Reading →

Pope Stuns Again! TSA Should Wear Condoms

VATICAN CITY – In what might amount to a complete reversal on longstanding Church teaching, the Pope has indicated that under certain circumstances it might be licit for TSA workers to employ the use of full body condoms. The pontiff… Continue Reading →

The Good Shepherd Saves Burning Sheep

Jesus saves. You can’t make this up. Well, you could, but no one would believe you. A man dressed up as a sheep was set ablaze. Screaming and running into the road, he was saved by Jesus. Well, by a… Continue Reading →

The Pope’s Rhetorical Suicide Through Nuance

Hang with me for a moment. I went hunting this past weekend. In order to be safe from being mistaken for an animal, the prey, hunters are encouraged or even required to wear a bright orange color. This wise safety… Continue Reading →

NJ Senate Silences Abortion Critic

The New Jersey State Senate silenced a woman, Darlene Dunn of Burlington, who wished to testify against Planned Parenthood. They called her testimony irrelevant because the bill only had to do with giving millions to…Planned Parenthood. Here the outrageous audio… Continue Reading →

Everything That Is Wrong With Republican Party

Outgoing (please, please, please) Chairman of the Republican Party has something to say. “The RNC welcomed the energy and limited government principles of Tea Party voters and grassroots conservatives, and worked hard to ensure that their views found expression within… Continue Reading →

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