We Laugh Because We Believe

Month August 2012

Valedictorian Denied Diploma for Saying “Hell”

*subhead*Rules.*subhead* Yahoo News is reporting that an Oklahoma high school is refusing to give its valedictorian her diploma because she used the word “Hell” in her speech. Seriously. Here’s the details: Kaitlin Nootbaar graduated from Prague High School with a… Continue Reading →

What Todd Akin Said Was Dumb But…

*subhead*Oops.*subhead* Todd Akin said something dumb. He essentially said that not a lot of women get pregnant via rape which is perfectly true. And I think he should probably drop out of the race because elections are about winning and… Continue Reading →

What?! Dems Don’t Like Children?

*subhead*Surprise.*subhead* Who’d a thunk it? The Democratic Party doesn’t like children or the women who choose to have them. Who could’ve possibly seen this coming? Weasel Zippers has the report from the Politico: A number of local chapters of the… Continue Reading →

Pro-lifer Said What?

You ever wish that some people were not on your side? This is how I feel about Missouri Senate Candidate Todd Akin’s bizarre, unhelpful, and entirely beside the point comment the other day about women’s bodies naturally defending against pregnancy… Continue Reading →

Now Where Can Men Find Peace?

Well, they finally did it. For the first time in its 80-year history, Augusta National Golf Club has female members. The home of the Masters, under increasing criticism the last decade because of its all-male membership, invited former Secretary of… Continue Reading →

Euro So Bad

Ever get the sense that the Euro is kind of like the bad boy that nice girl thinks she can change? Only later does she realize what a fool she has been. People don’t change. The Finnish are still contemplating… Continue Reading →

10 Hard Truths I Don’t Wana Tell My Children But Have To

*subhead*Sorry.*subhead* 10) Some people will treat you indifferently. And that’ll hurt you more than if they went out of their way to hurt you. It doesn’t mean you’re not special. It just means that they’ve forgotten how to see how… Continue Reading →

Potemra: Dolan’s Invite “Zero Risk”

Wow. Mike Potemra wades into the discussion over Cardinal Dolan’s invite to Obama. He admonishes all the critics of the invite to chill because: there is zero risk that it will be reduced, in its importance, to a single photo… Continue Reading →

The Photo That Should Make Obama Squirm

Ruh roh. A lot of hard hats in this picture from a Romney rally. This is what happens when you set out to destroy and industry. People take it personally. Hundreds of coal miners and their families stand in line while… Continue Reading →

Cardinal George Faces 2nd Cancer Diagnosis

Prayers When Cardinal Francis George offered his mandatory resignation letter in January, he gave every indication he intended to continue to lead the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Chicago and its more than 2 million faithful for years to come. Friday’s… Continue Reading →

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