While you were sleeping or paying attention to the manufactured gaffe of the week, Todd Akin (of the gaffe to end all gaffes) how not tied the Missouri Senate Race and RCP has moved the race to “toss-up.” *subhead*All tied… Continue Reading →
Patrick is right now sitting in a tree in the middle of the woods right now waiting for some dopey deer to come within a few yards of him so he can put an arrow into its vitals. So in… Continue Reading →
I have great hope for Wednesday night’s debate. Right now, the race seems pretty close. Maybe Mitt’s behind a little bit. But I’ve got to tell you, there’s something about that five percent undecided that makes me wonder. Don’t you… Continue Reading →
This is huge news from the Daily News. An abortion clinic has closed in the abortion capitol of the world New York City. And why? The landlord is blaming Catholics. They would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for… Continue Reading →
My seven year old boy has been bugging me to shower instead of taking a bath for a few days now. Now, there’s the kind of bugging that normal human beings are capable of. But this pales in comparison to… Continue Reading →
This totally figures. Remember last week when actor Rupert Everett who everyone remembers from “My Best Friends Wedding” said he didn’t think that gays adopting was such a great idea. Well you’d think that being an openly gay man himself… Continue Reading →
Lady Gag is at it again. In a world where she’s surrounded by people who hate the pope and heart gay marriage, she’s bravely come out against the Pope and for gay marriage. How brave. What’s with her? She doesn’t… Continue Reading →
I brought my godson, a four month old baby, to my daughter’s volleyball game. Bringing a baby anywhere is like being a bodyguard/spokesperson for a moody celebrity. You have to clean up their messes. People want to come up to… Continue Reading →
The Obama Campaign suggests an eCard For Women: “Dear Mom, Can I Borrow $18,000 To Pay For My Birth Control?”… CMR responds: ‘Nuff said. HT Weasel Zippers *subhead*Fun with Obama.*subhead*
Astronomers have just discovered a new comet that come next year may be the brightest comet of all time, shining even brighter than the moon. Modern people hear this news and say “Ooooh…..shiny!” But every generation before Irving Berlin would… Continue Reading →
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