I have been having some fun on twitter.
In order to prevent any future fake girlfriends, we should ban all legitimate girlfriends with two cosmetic features.
Manti Te’o should just surround himself with children. People accept all kinds of fake things when you surround yourself with children,
Usually when your phony ex-girlfriend comes back from the dead, it’s because you had too much to drink and felt lonely.
Wow. People falling in love with someone who doesn’t exist when they should have seen all the signs of fraud. It’s just like the election.
I am fairly sure my wife fell in love with somebody who doesn’t exist but she still maintains the delusion too.
Let he among you that has not had a phony ex-girlfriend cast the first stone.
Manti Te’o should count his blessings, sometimes you don’t figure out they are fake until after you marry them.
On the upside, you can’t drunk dial a fake ex-girlfriend.
Sometimes I wish my evil ex-girlfriends weren’t real, so does my self-esteem and my bank account.
I was once in love with somebody who didn’t exist, he had a sled and elves. Kinda the same thing, but a little different I guess. Kinda.
January 18, 2013 at 3:47 pm
College football is to athletics what knee-pants are to a man's dignity.
January 18, 2013 at 5:23 pm
What actually needs to be taken seriously is that this is a common happening and it will continue to be. To the generation who was not raised with virtual reality this seems like a laughable event. Whether the girl was real or not- Te'o gave his love sincerely and freely.
This is tragic because you have generation of young people seeking authentic love and everywhere they turn its existence is denied. They don't see it in the media, (quite often not in their parents), they witness a rejection of love for convenience and pleasure and yet they are starving.
If we want this next generation to live in reality we have to give them a reality that is worth living in.
"To suffer with the other and for others; to suffer for the sake of truth and justice; to suffer out of love and in order to become a person who truly loves—these are fundamental elements of humanity, and to abandon them would destroy man himself."