We Laugh Because We Believe

Month October 2013

College Student Video: God is Gay and Mary a Lesbian

This video is going sorta’ viral. And it’s just so stupid. I mean just so stupid. This college student from North Carolina is just saying random things that sound like things liberals like to hear and it’s been linked a… Continue Reading →

Dear SSPX: Shut Up & Pray

It is no secret that I am sympathetic to many of the issues that the SSPX hold dear and I was very desirous of their recognition last year and I was disappointed when the deal fell through. It is also… Continue Reading →

Most Inappropriate Question of Catholic QB…Ever

ESPN Magazine fired a number of questions from fans at San Diego QB Phillip Rivers. One of them is wildly inappropriate. Rivers, you may know, is a pretty serious Catholic. He’s got six kids and I think I remember reading… Continue Reading →

5 Famous Poets Who Converted to Catholicism

It doesn’t matter if they were atheists, modernists, or satirists, each found a home in the Catholic Church. Eventually. You can read their amazing stories at my piece at The National Catholic Register. *subhead*Wow.*subhead*

Zero-Tolerance Nazis Strike Again

It seems almost every week we have a story about an irrational school district making an absurd decision based upon some ludicrous zero-tolerance policy. This one takes the cake. A young lady gets a call from a drunk friend at… Continue Reading →

Victory Is Mine!!!!!!!!

Behold!! The first of thousands!!!! I checked this morning and found nothing. But my 10 yr old son, who checks multiple times a day, checked shortly afterwards and found this!!! He called me at work to tell me!! I am… Continue Reading →

The Archbold Vomitorium

My six year old daughter was sick and home from school the other day. She had thrown up a massive amount right on the living room rug. I think I saw a snack she had when she was four in… Continue Reading →

Movie Quiz

Name me a movie with the following actors. Bill Paxton Mykelti Williamson Willem Dafoe and Diane Lane Hint: One of the worst acted movies ever. Hint 2: Awesome soundtrack! *subhead*Off.*subhead*

Wait, You Don’t Normally Discount Jesus Entirely Until Easter

In an embarrassing slip up, a “scholar” has presented a theory that finally proves that Jesus never existed at all in October. Oops. As a rule, “scholars” don’t offer those theories (along with a book and a documentary) until right… Continue Reading →

Laziest Chickens in the World

I think I have the laziest chickens in the world. They were 22 weeks old yesterday and still no eggs. Let me be clear, there will be no negotiation. They start giving me eggs or I will make things as… Continue Reading →

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