We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2013

Piers Morgan, Nanny Bloomberg, And The Pope

Consistency being the hobgoblin of small minds, Piers Morgan’s giant brain must be hobgoblin free. Life must be so much easier when you don’t let little things like logic and consistency get in your way. Last week, the polished boor… Continue Reading →

MSNBC Analyst Compares Church to Soviet Union

MSNBC’s Katrina Vanden Huevel just compared the Catholic Church to the Soviet Union. Wait, I thought lefties liked the old USSR. HT Weasel Zippers *subhead*Outrageous.*subhead*

Catholics United Pushes Sister Simone for Pope?

This is hilarious. Catholics United, the radically pro-abortion rights organization is attempting to use the conclave as a way of finding more supporters. In a sad attempt at a p.r. campaign, they have this graphic on their site which seems… Continue Reading →

Bookmakers for Richard Dawkins Becoming Pope: 666 to 1.

This is just too priceless not to share. At PaddyPower.com the Irish Bookies have these odds among the list on the next pope. While I think the idea of betting on the next Pope is at least a quick ticket… Continue Reading →

Is “Abort” a Bad Word?

My seven year old son came running through the room yelling into his walkie-talkie, “Abort the mission. Abort!” My five year old daughter’s walkie talkie didn’t have batteries so although she talked into the walkie-talkie she knew she had to… Continue Reading →

Funny Vid: Did You see the Interview with the Pope’s Ex Wife?

I might be the last person in the world to have seen this but it was pretty funny and Pope-related so I’m putting it up. It’s worth a few laughs. I’m not sure if this is an issue where people… Continue Reading →

“It’s A Dangerous Time, Pray For Us!”

Robert Moynihan of Inside the Vatican relays this story of an encounter with a voting Cardinal on the streets of Rome the day before the conclave. I excerpt it here because it captures so much of my sentiment. “I only… Continue Reading →

Politico Laughs at Killed Troops?

Politico published this headline on their site. It is an absolute horror that they’re snickering at the death of our bravest soldiers sacrificing all. After somebody noticed that they were laughing publicly at our dead soldiers and not just in… Continue Reading →

State Suspends Licenses of Three Abortion Clinics But…

Three Maryland abortion clinics have had their licenses suspended by the state. But don’t worry they still get to keep aborting babies if they promise to do better in the future. I guess, because their work is so important it… Continue Reading →

A Vaticanista

FWIW, my working definition of a Vaticanista. A Vaticanista is like a climatologist, he uses small amounts of irrelevant and unverifiable data to predict a future in magical concordance with his own wishes. *subhead*A working definition.*subhead*

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