We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2013

Movie Quiz

Name me a movie with the following actors. Bill Paxton Mykelti Williamson Willem Dafoe and Diane Lane Hint: One of the worst acted movies ever. Hint 2: Awesome soundtrack! *subhead*Off.*subhead*

Wait, You Don’t Normally Discount Jesus Entirely Until Easter

In an embarrassing slip up, a “scholar” has presented a theory that finally proves that Jesus never existed at all in October. Oops. As a rule, “scholars” don’t offer those theories (along with a book and a documentary) until right… Continue Reading →

Laziest Chickens in the World

I think I have the laziest chickens in the world. They were 22 weeks old yesterday and still no eggs. Let me be clear, there will be no negotiation. They start giving me eggs or I will make things as… Continue Reading →

Meet the Most Controversial Statues That Show Pre-Born Life

Check out these amazing statues which depict pre-born human life. And check out why they’re controversial in different parts of the world for very different reasons by checking out my piece at The National Catholic Register. *subhead*Baby.*subhead*

So Much for Infallibility, Huh?

Hey, they spelled Elvis’ name wrong on his tombstone and that set off a generation of conspiracy kooks. Spelling Jesus’ name wrong on a Vatican coin will likely create more. Someone send for the albino monks to quiet them. ABC… Continue Reading →

Nature Violates California Law, Enemies of Nature Counter with Mandate

This is madness. California Governor Jerry Brown just mandated that insurance companies in the craziest state must provide coverage for fertility treatments for people who aren’t actually doing what’s physically necessary to create a child. The Democrat who wrote the… Continue Reading →

Christian Billboard to Atheists: Thank God You’re Wrong

This is actually pretty clever. As you know, we’ve been inundated with atheist billboards. Well, the group Answers in Genesis has this billboard up in Times Square and somewhere in San Francisco as well. Some dope at HuffPo absolutely exploded… Continue Reading →

A Touching Story Of My Future, Sorta

I dunno why, I always find these stories very touching. SPANISH FORK, Utah (AP) — A Utah couple who lived 63 years together died within hours of each other last week. The Deseret News reports that Jerry and Edith Dunn… Continue Reading →

BBC Follows Mother Through Decision to Abort Gravely Ill Child

My heart breaks for this woman in this BBC report. I wish she would’ve made a different decision though. Her baby was diagnosed with anencephaly, which essentially is the absence of a brain or a skull. So she and the… Continue Reading →

Restaurant Offers Unconsecrated Host on a Burger

A restaurant is offering a “Ghost” burger, which features an unconsecrated communion wafer. Jerks. What else can you say? Jerks. I love when people do something like this and they act all shocked that some people are offended. The owner… Continue Reading →

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