We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2013

Pope Traumatic Stress Disorder

Lately I have had difficulty falling or staying asleep. I have been irritable and feel like I must be in a constant state of hyper-vigilance. I am having unsettling flashbacks and I am jumpy. Mostly I am tired, deep down… Continue Reading →

Sinead O’ Connor’s Shockingly Mostly Sane And Kinda’ Catholicy Letter to Miley Cyrus

Sinead O’Connor, who has been reported to say and do some pretty crazy things, has written a shockingly somewhat sane and kinda’ Catholicy letter to Miley Cyrus, attempting to warn the young singer/stripper about the pitfalls of what she’s doing…. Continue Reading →

Become Like Little Children: Football Edition

“Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.” These children had a little surprise for their teammate Sammy this weekend. Atlanta News, Weather, Traffic, and Sports | FOX… Continue Reading →

Not Helping

Please. Stop. Not. Helping. Vatican spokesman Fr. Lombardi gives us a guide on to understand that the Pope is saying. Don’t. Perhaps the most insightful take on all this came from Lombardi himself, who said we’re seeing the emergence of… Continue Reading →

Technology as Savior

*subhead*Who needs Jesus?.*subhead* I worry for young people these days. I know every generation says that about the one that follows, but today’s youth may face a world where simply being human won’t be good enough. Augmentation may be required… Continue Reading →

Poll Reveals Widespread Use of Crack Among Churchgoers

“I dare say that the Church has never been so well as it is today.” — Pope Francis A new poll by Religion News Service indicates that most American Catholics are crackheads. Why do I say crackheads? Well this. 68%… Continue Reading →

My Six Year Old Broke My Heart Today

My six year old broke my heart today with a little comment. It’s got me thinking. Please read about it at The National Catholic Register>>> *subhead*Ouch.*subhead*

Vandals Deface Christian Church, Etch “Smoke Meth, Hail Satan”

Christians showing up to Sunday services at a small Christian Church in Tennessee were horrified to find satanic messages, a cross turned upside down, ‘666’ etched into a cross, ashes scattered on the floor, and the phrase “Smoke meth and… Continue Reading →

Priest Who Fathered Child Predictably Wants Priests To Marry

A Catholic priest who recently announced that he got a parishioner pregnant says his son was born Saturday. And guess what, he’s got some advice for the Church. He thinks the Vatican should consider allowing married priests. “It’s sad I… Continue Reading →

Christianity Stinks as Wish Fulfillment

Christianity can be confusing. I’m told that religion makes me miserable, perpetually guilty, and most likely hateful. But I’m also told by some that my belief in God is just some childish wish fulfillment to avoid existential angst. It can’t… Continue Reading →

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