We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2016

Pastor: “Our culture of purity celebrates the Virgin Mary. As a rape victim, that hurts me.”

This is kinda’ nuts. And I would say I can’t believe the Washington Post printed this but I absolutely believe the Washington Post printed this. The Rev. Ruth Everhart, who is a victim of rape, wrote that it hurts her… Continue Reading →

Most Unintentionally Ironic Headline About Abortion…Evah!

This is so ridiculous I have no words. CNBC Threats at abortion clinics rise since Trump’s election, advocates ‘facing fight of their lives’ Fight of THEIR lives? For the first time ever, not funding an organization with half a billion… Continue Reading →

Update: Judge Orders School To Put Charlie Brown Christmas Poster Back Up

A Texas judge has ordered a school district to restore a decoration that included a biblical verse recited by Linus in the 1960s TV special “A Charlie Brown Christmas” and add the line that labels it “Ms. Shannon’s Christmas message.”… Continue Reading →

Scientists Reconstruct Face of Saint Nicholas and…

Here’s what some British scientists came up with… Just kidding. This is what they actually said he looked like. Not bad. Kind face. Make a decent Mall Santa, right? No. It’d have to be a store that was going for… Continue Reading →

NY Times Declares Abortion Has No Consequencs for Mothers

The New York Times declares abortion free from mental and/or emotional side effects. “Abortion Is Found to Have Little Effect on Women’s Mental Health.” Whew! Well, if the New York Times reported it, it must be true. Except this is… Continue Reading →

School District Protects Children from Horror of Charlie Brown Poster

A Texas school district voted to support of a middle school principal who ordered that a Charlie Brown poster be torn from the wall because it said, “For unto you is born this day in the City of David a… Continue Reading →

President Planned Parenthood Does Exactly What You Thought He Would Do

With his presidency in its final days, President Planned Parenthood performed his final act of fealty to the abortion giant, Planned Parenthood. The administration issued regulations to prevent states from defunding Planned Parenthood which are set to go into effect… Continue Reading →

Matt’s Catholic College Report Card

Alumni group: Notre Dame should reconsider who it honors, stop choosing ‘prestige over truth’  The Sycamore Trust, an organization committed to preserving the University of Notre Dame’s Catholic identity, is urging the university to reconsider who it chooses to honor… Continue Reading →

Italian Priest Cancels Nativity for Fear of Offending Muslims

Somebody please tell me this isn’t real. A Catholic priest in Italy has reportedly announced that he’s cancelling a nativity scene in the local cemetery because it might offend Muslims. Fr Sante Braggiè, of Cremona, reportedly said that because “a… Continue Reading →

So Why Doesn’t Planned Parenthood Just Stop Performing Abortions?

Planned Parenthood has gone to great lengths over the years to convince everyone that abortion is just a miniscule part of what they do. Three teeny tiny percents!!! It’s being reported now that Republicans plan to introduce a bill shortly after… Continue Reading →

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