We Laugh Because We Believe

Month October 2017

Notice to Parents: Little Kids Don’t Remember Anything!

A new parent asked me for advice. I told him that parenting five children has taught me exactly one nugget of wisdom – dont take your little kids on expensive trips because they won’t remember them. I mean, nothing. They… Continue Reading →

Pope Invites Prisoners to Lunch, And Promptly Escape

I’ve always said that Catholicism sets you free. Catholic World Report: They were supposed to be having lunch with Pope Francis. During his Oct. 1 trip to Bologna, the Holy Father was scheduled to dine with 20 prisoners from a… Continue Reading →

Hollywood’s Booming Gongs and Clashing Cymbals

It’s time for Hollywood to listen rather than lecture. Harvey Weinstein is a problem. But he’s not THE problem. It goes far deeper. We all know that Harvey Weinstein is a symptom of a diseased culture. I enjoy going to… Continue Reading →

Don’t Mock Conspiracy Theories About Vegas

I just want to elicit a promise from everyone right now that we will not mock conspiracy theorists about the Las Vegas shooting. We have been fed timelines that are nonsensical and conflicting. There have been corrections and revisions and… Continue Reading →

Hillary Compares Russian Election Games to 9/11. Yeah. 9/11.

Hillary Clinton called Russian interference in the 2016 election a “cyber 9/11” on Sunday. So thousands of people’s deaths as compared with one demented woman’s dream of becoming president dashed. Yeah, I see the similarities. Weasel Zippers: Former presidential candidate… Continue Reading →

Christian Baker Asked to Bake Cake for Satanists

You might remember the baker Jack Phillips from being vilified on ABC, NBC< CBS, the Home Shopping Network, A&E, the Oxygen Network and pretty much every newspaper in the country for believing that marriage is between a man and a... Continue Reading →

Ridiculous Couple Sues Catholic Charities over Adoption

This. Is. Nuts. So pretty much a random day in the life of 21st century America. The AP reports: A North Dakota couple is suing Catholic Charities for $6.5 million, alleging that the group didn’t allow them to adopt a… Continue Reading →

What Big Abortion Doesn’t Understand about Pro-Lifers

When I was a nine-year-old kid and told some outrageous lie to my teachers or parents (it was like one time tops), the last thing I wanted was a lengthy debate about my lie because I knew that at some… Continue Reading →

Columbus Poem Fixed for the 21st Century

I’ve SJW’ed it for a more 21st century understanding of Columbus. In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue. On three ships he took a ride in order to carry out his genocide. His sails filled night and day… Continue Reading →

The Truth About Columbus?

Wait. Columbus was America’s first immigrant but the left doesn’t want to celebrate him? I guess he wasn’t a Democrat. But now we have antifa threatening to destroy all statues of Columbus. The Daily Signal: Far-left historian Howard Zinn, in… Continue Reading →

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