This guy starts by wearing some kind of astronaut helmet…on a zoom call. And then Mr. Potty Mouth tenured professor rails against his students and Calvinists for about four minutes.

Was Daddy a Calvinist, Mr. Professor? Did something happen? Did he not show you enough love? Let’s talk it out. Take off the astronaut helmet and tell me all about how the world doesn’t understand your genius.

Barry Mehler, tenured professor at Ferris State University, was placed on leave following this profane video.

For those keeping score at home, it will just cost you about $24,076 to send your child to be educated by professors like this one at Ferris State University. It would be more hilarious if it weren’t so sad.