President Joe Biden had warned that ‘everybody should be concerned about’ monkeypox. And you’re probably worried and sad about this burgeoning pandemic.

However, CMR is here to help.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Monday alerted gay and bisexual men that monkeypox appears to be spreading in the community globally, warning people to take precautions if they have been in close contact with someone who may have the virus and to be on the lookout for symptoms.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Dr. David Heymann, who formerly headed WHO’s emergencies department, said the leading theory to explain the spread of the disease was sexual transmission among gay and bisexual men at two raves held in Spain and Belgium. Monkeypox has not previously triggered widespread outbreaks beyond Africa, where it is endemic in animals.

So, in short, a couple of gay orgies is currently spreading monkeypox so CMR offers this one weird trick to avoid monkeypox.

Avoid same-sex orgies. In fact, avoid all orgies just to be safe, especially orgies with participants with open, puss filled, and bleeding sores. One would imagine the guy with the open and bleeding sores would be last picked at the orgy but what I’m telling you is to avoid that person altogether.

So, if you can right now attempt to avoid any gay orgies in coming weeks, you will likely avoid the dreaded monkeypox afflicting the world right now.

Try to avoid things like this:

CMR will get you through these difficult times.