An abortion loving protester chained himself to a perimeter fence outside the U.S. Supreme Court to protest its expected decision overturning of Roe v Wade.

The man secured a heavy-duty U-shaped bicycle lock around his neck, chanted “Overturn Roe? Hell no!” as a group of anti-abortion protesters marched and shouted back at him, carrying signs with slogans including “Protection at Conception.”

The man remained secured to the fence for about 15 minutes until he was removed by authorities.

Anyone else think this is a major missed opportunity? He locked himself to the fence with a bike lock. My suggestion? Leave him there. Let’s see how seriously he takes this protest. Leave him there until he has to pee. And then you either get to watch him pee himself for the cause of abortion or meekly pull out the key and unlock himself so he can run to the nearest porta-potty. And if he doesn’t have the key, then make him beg the authorities to free him.

Let’s just see how much he’s willing to suffer for the cause. He was actually counting on the fact that sane adults would do what’s best for him even though he just chained himself to a fence. I say let him figure out what a colossally bad idea it is to chain yourself to a fence.