Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 14 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Satanists Partner with Secular Student Alliance to Brainwash Children.

The Hill has a glowing report about how After School Satan Clubs are all the rage in grammar schools cross the country. They’re just so thrilled.

Interestingly, they’ve had trouble getting them going in high schools because they said in grammar schools the parents run it and the children are compliant. But high school clubs have to be run by high schoolers so they’d have to indoctrinate themselves and that’s not working. So, in short, the high schoolers are even rebelling against Satan, which is kind of ironic and awesome.

It actually goes to a theory I’ve had that the more mainstream secularism and Satanism gets, the more young people will rebel. Let’s be honest, what does a counterculture teen look like now?

This:

Or this:

Smiling young faith filled faces are the counter culture. Meet the new rebels.

But because the Satanists want to get into the high schools, he Satanists have announced a new partnership with the Secular Student Alliance to help expand the After School Satan Club’s reach.

Kind of telling, isn’t it?

So, when people say they’re for a secular culture, just remember who they’re teaming up with. Secular isn’t neutral, folks. It’s godless. And godless is what Satan wants.

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