But but but JD Vance is “weird,” right? I mean, like…so totally weird.

I know we’re all being force fed the Tim Walz is a folksy high iq moderate gruel but let’s take a moment here to examine some of the highlights of this radical. To me, he looks like Dick Cheney but without the charm. The guy ordered tampons to be placed in all boy’s bathrooms in public schools. But that’s not weird. That’s moderate, amirite?

Tampon Tim would see the state remove children from your home if you don’t support their “transgender” journey.