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Author matthew archbold

I’m Confused by the Outbreak of Ethics Involving Sex Robots

Dr Kathleen Richardson, a feminist, is initiating a campaign against sex robots -that is robots created for the purpose of sex. Dr Richardson is (seriously?) a robot ethicist at De Montfort University (how does one get that job?), is seeking… Continue Reading →

That Kid Who Wanted to Kill the Pope? Meh. No Worries

Yeah, I’m a little worried. A 15 year old boy was arrested for seeking to kill Pope Francis. His plot seemed to be simple and not really all that well formed. We’re told not to worry. FBI Special Agent Jeff… Continue Reading →

Explosive New CMP Video: Yeah, They’re Making Mad Cash on Body Parts

“A fair amount of income.” Yeah. But they don’t want word to get out. So please be a buddy to Planned Parenthood and don’t watch this video. Stay in the dark and think of Planned Parenthood as your neighborhood buddies… Continue Reading →

Pope Francis Believes Refugees are a Socio-Economic Problem?

Wait, what? So, according to MRC, the pope is saying that the refugees pouring into Europe is the fault of a “bad unjust” economic system that “worships the god of money.” In the interview, where questions were posed in Portuguese… Continue Reading →

Republicans: It Sure Smells Like Surrender on Capitol Hill

Congressman Tin Huelskamp is dishing the straight skinny. He says he believes the Republicans are sure sounding like they’ll wimp out on the Planned Parenthood funding issue. Ya’ think? CNS News: Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-Kan.) said on Wednesday that he… Continue Reading →

Jindal on Trump: “You know why (Trump) hasn’t read the Bible? Because he’s not in it.”

Jindal on Trump: “But you know why he hasn’t read the Bible? Because he’s not in it.” You’ve got to admit that’s a pretty good line. Funny ’cause it’s true. He goes on from there: Donald Trump is a narcissist… Continue Reading →

Good News! Gay Liberal Believes in Hell!!!

David Brock, the gay liberal founder of the liberal watchdog groups Media Matters, believes in Hell. And he hates the New York Times!!! We’re practically brothers we have so much in common. Brock reportedly was criticizing the Times’ coverage of… Continue Reading →

Judge Refuses to Perform Any Marriage. Accused of Hitler Sympathies

Things are getting a bit crazy around here folks. An Oregon judge named Vance Day doesn’t want to perform same-sex marriages so he recently announced that he will not perform any marriages. OK, right? Now, CBS is reporting that the… Continue Reading →

Hoisted on Petard. Planned Parenthood Exec Complains About Unintended Effect of Obamacare

Awww. A Planned Parenthood exec is complaining that an unintended effect of Obamacare is actually hurting Planned Parenthood. Lori Carpentier, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood of Mid and South Michigan reportedly said: Some people relied on us because they… Continue Reading →

Kim Davis is Different! Get Her!

Before you seek to stamp out anyone who doesn’t agree with everyone else, just remember this guy. *subhead*Nope.*subhead*

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