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Gallup: 51% Romney – 45% Obama

The good news is that Romney is trouncing Obama right now. The bad news is that this election is about to get really nasty. In two days of polling, Mitt Romney is up at 50% or over. In politics, that’s… Continue Reading →

Don’t Play the Planned Parenthood Drinking Game During the Debates

Wonder if the media fact-checkers will get this one out there. Uhm. Something tells me there’s as much chance of that as margaritas in Hell. So let’s break it down. During the debate last night, President Obama defended Planned Parenthood…. Continue Reading →

Candy Crowley:Uhm Romney Kinda’ Right on Libya

So even though in front of the entire country she defended Obama she later goes on to CNN, which nobody watches, and says Yeah Romney was pretty much right. *subhead*Too late.*subhead*

Abraham Lincoln’s October Surprise

I’m pretty certain that should Obama not tighten this race up with this next debate, we’re going to see an October surprise that’ll make us long for the days when this from Lincoln’s campaign was considered an October surprise. *subhead*Love… Continue Reading →

Howard Kurtz Attempts Asshattery. Succeeds Wildly

Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post attempts some high-level asshattery here. AND SUCCEEDS WILDLY! Kurtz here wonders out loud if we can trust Romney to face down Vladimir Putin if he doesn’t go on The View. Seriously. The WaPo media… Continue Reading →

This is a Pretty Perfect Obituary

I don’t know why but this one obituary just jumped out at me. It seems to me that men like this pass every day and while heaven may rejoice, our world is worse off. Good men. Quiet men who went… Continue Reading →

Deaf Black Women Not Diverse Enough for College

This is unbelievable. A deaf black women who acts as a diversity officer at a college isn’t diverse enough for the college. I know what you’re thinking. Deaf. Black. Sure sounds like the college hit the diversity jackpot. I mean… Continue Reading →

The Million Muppet March To Save PBS Funding. Seriously.

Oh my. Is this what it’s come to. There’s going to be a Million Muppet March on D.C. to protest Mitt Romney saying he’s going to cut PBS funding. The muppets sound like they’re getting angry which is kinda’ weird… Continue Reading →

Arlen Specter RIP

I knew Senator Arlen Specter a little bit and I was sorry yesterday to hear of his passing. He was a fighter. I think on that we can all agree. Back in my political campaign days it was impossible not… Continue Reading →

From Savior of Children’s Television to Savior of Planned Parenthood?

Poor Obama doesn’t know what to do about Mitt Romney. He tried to scare voters by saying Mitt Romney would cut off funding to child favorite Big Bird. That didn’t work. So now the Obama campaign is going after Romney… Continue Reading →

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