Author matthew archbold
Barack Obama, who infamously said he sees babies as punishments, is now, I guess, facing his first national emergency due to what could become a mega-nationwide punishment caused by…himself. Newsweek is saying that many people got a little…excited…about Obama’s election… Continue Reading →
Dioecese Has Priest’s Back—Priest who says pro-Obama Catholics need Confession has support of Bishop. Here Be Monsters!—NASA Discovers Sauron! And they’re cool with that. Commonweal Doesn’t Mind Hypocrisy—Liberal Catholic mag seeks to silence dissenting priests? The Liturgical Image: St. Monica… Continue Reading →
This is an interesting turn of events. From The State: A Greenville priest who told parishioners those who cast ballots for President-elect Barack Obama risk placing themselves “outside of the full communion of Christ’s church” is simply enunciating church teaching… Continue Reading →
So the Hubble telescope snaps these photos recently and then they go about calmly diagramming it. No. That is unacceptable. You know, you get all these bespectacled geeks around a telescope they lose their common sense. Did you see that… Continue Reading →
We’ve all seen the story on the South Carolina priest who announced that voting for Obama was a matter worthy of confession and people shouldn’t receive Communion until they do so. Well shock of shocks. Commonweal, that famous liberal Catholic… Continue Reading →
I celebrated my 40th birthday this week. Woo-hoo. Everyone asks me if I feel different. I don’t. I almost forgot the whole thing to be honest. I think the kids were more excited than I was. They were so excited… Continue Reading →
Damage The Planet to Save Us All!—Get the aerosol cans out. NYT says we’re heading for an ice age. We’ve got to kickstart global warming. Duh! Of The Day—Modern science stumbles upon ancient truths and call it a discovery! Google… Continue Reading →
I’m very busy…Can’t talk long. Just read in the New York Times that an ice age is nigh. We’re doomed. Doomed I say. You’ve gotta’ help me prevent this. I’m running around my house spraying aerosol cans, the minivan is… Continue Reading →
Some scientists are being hailed as geniuses by ABC News because they “discovered” two things: 1) that violence is not a recent phenomenon because humans may have been at war with each other for a long long time and 2)… Continue Reading →
Just in time for Christmas, a group of atheists are renting space on the sides of buses to convince people not to believe in God. Merry Christmas! According to the Associated Press: You better watch out. There is a new… Continue Reading →