We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Mission Impossible

I just love quotes like this one in a Reuters piece about Pope Benedict’s trip to Latin America, especially from a professor at a Catholic University. “The Catholic population in Latin America will continue to disagree with church norms that… Continue Reading →

The Elephant, the Baby, and the Atheist

You are on a deserted beach with a rifle, an elephant and a baby. This is the last elephant on earth and it is charging the baby. Do you shoot the elephant, knowing the species would become extinct? This was… Continue Reading →

More Proof There’s No Liberal Bias

I’m sitting here in front of the television waiting for all the liberals who cried that nobody had any right to question sexual relations between the President and an intern in the Oval office to protest Mike Wallace’s odd questioning… Continue Reading →

Humphrey Bogart Weeps

The Motion Picture Association of America just announced that smoking itself will be considered as a factor in its ratings system and depictions that glamorize smoking, or movies that feature pervasive smoking, may receive ratings that do not allow children… Continue Reading →

Spidey Goes to Church

Revenge is like a poison that can turn us into something ugly,” says Aunt May to Peter Parker in Spiderman 3. There’s a whole lot of Christianity in the new installment of the superhero trilogy. When Peter finds out who… Continue Reading →

It’s a Small World After All

Does everything seem smaller to you? I know they say the world is shrinking because of the internet, high speed travel, and communications. That’s a good thing in many ways. But I mean it differently. And in not such a… Continue Reading →

Republican Primates

My smug-o-meter shot off the charts this week following the GOP debate. The liberal elite so abhors those who believe in God they forget that most of us do actually do. During the recent GOP debate on MSNBC, three candidates… Continue Reading →

Guess who’s Buried in Grant’s Tomb

According to the Associated Press, King Herod’s tomb may have been found in…guess where…Herodium!!!! Who would’ve thought to look there? Duh! Come on guys, 2,000 years of looking and nobody thought to look for Herod’s tomb in Herodium? I weep… Continue Reading →

Counseling is not only for ‘crazies’ anymore

That’s my favorite headline of the day from the “Southern Illinosian.” I know the author works with Catholic Social Services and I’m sure she’s great at her job but I’m not sure her article has the effect she intended. Would… Continue Reading →

Monkey Magna Carta

“Hiasl” is a chimpanzee that will have his day in an Austrian court to address whether primates should be guaranteed human rights. In a case that could set a global legal precedent as slippery as a banana peel for granting… Continue Reading →

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