We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Did Santorum Actually Win?

Not that it really matters at the end of the day, but a voter counter suggests that a counting mistake may have given Romney the win. DES MOINES, Iowa — Caucus night was chaotic in many places, with hundreds of… Continue Reading →

God Told Pat Robertson The Nominee Will Be…

Somebody tell me how Pat Robertson is not wandering around a dog track with his name and return address pinned to his sweater? The televangelist kook has once again claimed that God has told him the future. This time, the… Continue Reading →

This Is The Santorum I Know

I find it hard to believe I am writing these words. But the following is an excerpt from a column extolling the virtues of Rick Santorum written by, are you sitting down? George Will. They (ordinary Republicans) crave fun. Supporting… Continue Reading →

The Conservative Alternative

Santorum’s surge surprised just about everybody and he came within 8 votes of beating perennial front-runner Mitt Romney in Iowa. Newt faded, and Bachmann and Perry are likely out of the race. So the conventional wisdom is that Rick peaked… Continue Reading →

Iowa Caucus Open Thread

We will post updates and comments here. Feel free to post your thoughts as well. 12:31 PM ET. Ridiculous. Rick up by 5 votes with 98% reporting. It is a tie. 12:25 AM ET. Santorum: Cutting taxes and spending is… Continue Reading →

Success! Santorum Hit Pieces Begin

You know Rick Santorum is doing well when the AP does a hit piece like this. Here is the lede. Rick Santorum Caught Up In John Ensign Affair: Senate Ethics Report Seven paragraphs later, this sentence “The report’s brief reference… Continue Reading →

Generation Porno

In defense of taboo. Liberal intelligentsia circa 1990: “You know, you fundamentalist types are all hung up on sex. If you would just lose your hangups, things would be better. Take pornography for instance, it is the taboo associated with… Continue Reading →

If Jesus Was Born Today

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The Baby Or Your Job

Color me skeptical on this one. A Long Island woman claims that she killed her baby because her boss at a delicatessen made her. And now she wants money for her suffering. No word on how much money she will… Continue Reading →

Santorum: Striking Distance of Stunning Upset

Wow, wow, wow. Rich Lowry breaks down the Des Moines Register poll which had Santorum in third at 15%. That’s the four-day result. If just the last two days are taken into account, Romney is still at 24, Santorum jumps… Continue Reading →

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