Color me skeptical on this one. A Long Island woman claims that she killed her baby because her boss at a delicatessen made her. And now she wants money for her suffering. No word on how much money she will give to the dead baby for its suffering.

Your unborn baby — or your job.

That’s the chilling choice a Long Island woman claims she faced when her boss discovered she was pregnant with her third child, according to a federal lawsuit.

Catherine Rizzo, 25, says there was no way to misinterpret her supervisor’s ultimatum at Cooky’s Deli in Bohemia in May.

“The owner’s daughter pulled me in the office, and basically told me if I didn’t have an abortion, I wasn’t going to have a job,” Rizzo told The Post in a tearful interview.

“It was very, very clear,” she said.

“I have two other kids I have to take care of, and I needed my job,” Rizzo added.

Yeah, so I guess the baby had to die. I mean it is almost impossible to get a job as good as working in a deli. If someone has to die, someone has to die.

Cooky’s Deli owner Martin Marsilio, 69, vehemently denied the allegation, calling it “a total lie…The abortion claim is nothing more than “fiction,” Marsilio said.

“We have had many female employees here that have gotten pregnant, had their children, took time off and came back to work,” he insisted.”

Look, any person who would kill their own child to keep a job and then try to get money for it is about as low on the scale of trustworthiness as you can get. I dunno if the Deli owner is a bad person, but I do know about her.