We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

War and Rumors of Wars: 2009 Predictions

This is the thing to do as one year draws to a close and another begins. Here are my predictions for 2009. I am not a prophet, so most of what I am writing is likely nonsense. My qualification for… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – December 15, 2008

Help Needed: Leo Cartwright—CMR’s version of a face on a milk carton. Keep Your Theology Off My Technology—Every time the Church attacks scientists, it’s like Galileo is beheaded all over again. 1/4 Catholics Believe in Reincarnation—A new poll shows Catholicism… Continue Reading →

Yes Virginia, Fr. Made Me Mad Because…

My two older children (7 &8) are reaching the age where they starting to question Santa Claus. The questions have already begun that show the underlying story is beginning to crack under the weight of age and experience. I realize… Continue Reading →

Can You Impeach The President-Elect?

Let’s impeach this guy before it’s too late. He can’t even run the fictional office of president-elect, imagine what he will do when he has a real office with real responsibility. Amazingly, his first action of the mythical office of… Continue Reading →

Retooning The Nativity

The first Christmas may not be how you pictured it!

Today On CMR – December 11, 2008

Pay To Pray Scandal—The scandal about to Rock Rome! Public Millionaires — Secret Saints—Fox show reveals the secret saints among us. No Similarities Here—What’s the difference between ransom and bailouts anyway? Are Christians “Anti Individual Rights?”—Christians have been cast as… Continue Reading →

Pay To Pray Scandal

On the heels of the shocking revelations about Gov. Rod Blagojevich in the Illinois Pay to Play scandal, CMR Investigations has uncovered an even more shocking scandal. CMR has uncovered a transcript from a wiretap that is part of a… Continue Reading →

Public Millionaires — Secret Saints

My curiosity got the better of me. I typically have no interest in any of the reality shows that clog our airwaves these days. The counterfeit, cringe-worthy, narcissistic drama of the typical soap opera masquerading as reality is far from… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – December 10, 2008

No Similarities Here—What’s the difference between ransom and bailouts anyway? Are Christians “Anti Individual Rights?”—Christians have been cast as anti-gay, anti-women, and anti-freedom. Is there any truth to it? The Day The Gay Stood Still—The New Blockbuster movie from CMR…. Continue Reading →

The Day The Gay Stood Still

Today is Wednesday December 10, 2008. It is also “Day Without A Gay.” Homosexuals all over the country will be calling in sick to create awareness of what life is like without the gay. Well, I got to thinkin’. What… Continue Reading →

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