Author Patrick Archbold
Even though we were completely wrong, we were right. Besides, since you were not obliged to listen in the first place, it doesn’t matter that we were wrong. Even though we were right. Moreover, since circumstances change, which means that… Continue Reading →
Catholic Charities Helps Girl Obtain Abortion—Don’t worry, they gave her contraceptives first First Awkward Moment of the Gay Marriage Era—Homosexuality used to be a lot gayer before they ruined it with marriage. Pro-Life Advocate “Lynched”—Off to the gibbet with the… Continue Reading →
Recently in Florida, some Bishops protested the new translation of the Roman Missal saying it included words too difficult for us dunderheads. Among the byzantine words that supposedly soar above our working class craniums was “gibbet”. A “gibbet” is a… Continue Reading →
My Ears Turn Off—Perfect Ears Means Big Punishments I’m A Kitty Genovese American—When the world was on fire, what side were you on? The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons—Rationalization of the absurd does not lead to pretty prose. Watch This and… Continue Reading →
Some words just do not belong together. When two words with seemingly opposite meanings are juxtaposed we call it an oxymoron. When someone does it in defense of an indefensible position, plain ol’ moron will do just fine. Douglas Kmiec… Continue Reading →
Watch This and Save Your Marriage—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures. Sects and the Committee—Fundamentalism comes in different forms. The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks—Journalist… Continue Reading →
The next general assembly of the Synod of Bishops, scheduled for Rome in October, will take on the issue of Catholics reading the Bible through a fundamentalist lens. I thought that most Catholics have avoided this by avoiding reading the… Continue Reading →
The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks—Journalist sets the scene when the Cardinal said “Latin Mass for All” Latin Mass: Not Some Parishes – All Parishes!!—In a stunning press conference, Cardinal reveals Pope’s master plan! Not a joke!! I Am Only… Continue Reading →
Following up on the incredible news that the Traditional Latin Mass, now called the Gregorian Rite, will return to all parishes. Damian Thompson, in a comment at Fr. Z’s WTDPRS sets the scene for us when he heard the words… Continue Reading →
In a stunning press conference given in England during his visit to that country, Cardinal Dario Castrillon Hoyos President of the Pontifical Commission Ecclesia Dei, said that, according to The Telegraph, all seminaries must teach priests to say the Mass… Continue Reading →